January 2012
lolerc0aster:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
December 2011
something funny.
when guys talk about how much they hate when girls have low self esteem
and then reblog 928732819 pictures of models with impossible proportions airbrushed to no tomorrow with professional makeup and $1000+ weave on
saying “oh this is the type of girl i want”
really
really
princesslut:
“no homo” i whispered as i tickled the balls of another man.
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
baby,
if you’re a homophobe, visual kei is probably not the genre for you. jsyk.
3 tags
Mrs. Pearce: Well, don't you want to be clean and sweet and decent, like a lady? You know you can't be a nice girl inside if you're a dirty slut outside.
Eliza: Boohoo!!!
“I was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via ouija-)
believeinnarwhals:
i
don’t
want
to
go
back
to
school
me: are you from china?
you: why? CAUSE YOU CHINA GET MA NUMBUH?
me: no cause you're mad cheap
also
fuck yeah for palty \m/
makes my hair all silky and awesome smelling~